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Tarmucks: Cthulhu Corporate Coffee

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The TarMucks Bundle

Back by popular demand, the original TarMucks Cthulhu coffee, cup, and comic bundle saves you 10% when you order today! Includes our single-source, gourmet, direct-trade Get Java coffee, pollenated by sensitive bats 🦇 & bees🐝 so there’s no pesticides or GMOs. Plus you’ll get our environmentally friendly BPA-free hot/cold travel mug. As well as our wildly entertaining TarMucks: Origins mini-comic about how TarMucks saves the world from eldritch horrors as an instant download. To top it off we have one tree planted for every purchase!

$35.00 $31.50

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A Hot Cuppa Eldritch Horror

Facing the day without a strong cup of coffee is a terror beyond all description…and so are the unimaginable eldritch horrors that Cthulhu and his creepy king would visit upon this world if they awoke from their aeons-long slumber.

Tarmucks™ Coffee is here to ensure that neither of these nightmare hellscapes comes to pass. 

So keep the Old Ones safely asleep by depriving them of your dream energy with our fierce brews and proclaim your loyalty with our tongue-in-cheek TarMucks™ coffee and merch.

As Seen in Oneshi Press’s Comics

As is the largest purveyor of caffeine in the Oneshiverse with a location on nearly every street corner, TarMucks™ is a familiar sight in our comics.

Our femme fatale, Tracy Queen, guzzles TarMucks like it’s her job…whether she’s in her laboratory, live on her webcam, or on the battlefield. Patience, the masked vigilante from PACK, won’t drink it, but he’s been known to meet up with his cohort Officer James MacHaggert at a neighborhood TarMucks for a tense conversation. The lovable half-goblin half-pint Mr. Guy: Zombie hunter worked as a TarMucks barista before zombies showed up on his modern-day high-fantasy world. TarMucks is EVERYWHERE!

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    TarMucks: Origins Minicomic (Digital .PDF)
    warren
  • TarMucks: Reusable Hot/Cold Cup
    Candice

    Taking my TarMucks Reusable Hot/Cold Cup to work for my coffee makes going into the office more bearable. Thank you for making such a fun and useful mug. It travels well and keeps my coffee a good temperature for a long time.

  • Tarmucks: Coffee, Cup, and Comic Bundle
    Erin Cooper aka Shadowind

    Tarmucks is great! I absolutely love the comic, Abstracto did a fantastic job illustrating it the art is so vibrant and his style of bringing characters to life is so much fun! I'm not a coffee drinker myself but I'm planning on gifting the coffee and the comic(now that I have read and enjoyed it) with the mug to my brother, as I think he will really enjoy them a lot. I might have to get another cup for myself (to drink tea out of) just because its such a nice cup and I think the Tarmucks brand is so fun. I Also love how Oneshi does everything Eco-freindly with planet earths best interests at heart!

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    TarMucks: “Xtra Dark” Gourmet Coffee
    David Bythewood

    Super dark roast isn't for everybody; it has a distinct but delicious bitterness and a nutty aroma and flavor that is common to your extra dark roasts. This is a very solid roast, approved thoroughly by my wife, the coffee cultist extraordinaire, and myself, who am only a humble dabbler in the extra dark realms. I will also note that, for those with stomach issues, darker roasts tend to be easier on the stomach. All told, we highly recommend this, and give it three cockatiels up, our highest rating. And now I need to go get the cockatiels back down.

  • TarMucks: “Get Java” Gourmet Coffee
    Jess

    Muy bien! I'm pretty snobby about my coffee and I'm frequently disappointed when I shell out a lotta clams for a brew I can't choke down without adding a ton of stuff to make it palatable. I was so thrilled when I sipped my first cuppa Tarmucks Java and whaddya know, it was delish? Seriously! Like I went through my little bag so fast I nearly cried when it was gone! Time to re-up and order me a larger quantity! Gotta keep those old ones asleep and might as well enjoy the heck out of my joe while I'm at it 😉

  • TarMucks: “Get Java” Gourmet Coffee 3-Pack
    David Bythewood

    My wife is a big time coffee aficionado; according to her, this is one of the best coffees she's tried. It has a good balance and a great flavor, and you can be certain we'll be getting more on a regular basis. If this could appease the coffee fanatic, believe me, your caffeinated cultists will love it as well!

    PS: Yes, this is the same review I left for the single packet, only, you know, tripled, because ever more coffee goodness here!

  • TarMucks: “Get Java” Gourmet Coffee
    David Bythewood

    My wife is a big time coffee aficionado; according to her, this is one of the best coffees she's tried. It has a good balance and a great flavor, and you can be certain we'll be getting more on a regular basis. If this could appease the coffee fanatic, believe me, your caffeinated cultists will love it as well!

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    TarMucks: Coffee Mug
    Joey Galvez

    I LOVE my mug!! Especially when I can help save the world one cup at a time!

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    TarMucks: Coffee Mug
    Jana

    The 15oz Tarmucks Coffee mug was everything I ever wanted in a coffee mug. I rock this as work and get some second looks, and it just makes me think of all the wonderful products of Oneshi <3

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