TarMucks: “Get Java” Gourmet Coffee

(2 customer reviews)


2.5 ounces. Pre-ground. Medium-dark roast (City+). Single-source beans from Honduras. Direct trade. Pollenated by bats 🦇 & bees🐝. No pesticides or GMOs.

Cthulhu and his kin thrive on dream energy, so keep yourself awake with your very own taste of TarMucks’ strongest medium-dark roast—Get Java!


Our Get Java roast is just the dark, eldritch kick in the fun you need to keep your worst Cthulhu-inspired nightmares at bay…and keep the Great Old Ones safely asleep by depriving them of your dream energy!

Sourced directly from a family farm in Copan, Honduras, these coffee beans are pollinated and fertilized by local bees and bats! They’re grown near orange farms, giving them a bright citrus flavor that adds complexity to the coffee.

After being processed via wet wash, the coffee is fermented, dried, and bagged, then shipped to the US, where it’s roasted to a medium-dark finish by the experts at Comics on Coffee!

This roast gives you a robust flavor without losing the citrus notes…and packs a wallop of caffeine that’ll keep you up till Cthulhu comes home!

TarMucks “Get Java” roast is:

  • Roasted to order and guaranteed FRESH!
  • Single-source beans from a family farm in Copan, Honduras.
  • 100% natural, no additives, sugars, or pesticides, ever.
  • Notes of chocolate, walnut, and citrus.
  • Medium-dark roast preserves delicate notes and preserves caffeine content.
  • Pollenated by bats 🦇 and bees🐝
  • Better than Fair Trade—it’s Direct Trade!

Additional information

Weight 2.8 oz
Dimensions 6 × 4.5 × 1.5 in

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  1. Muy bien! I’m pretty snobby about my coffee and I’m frequently disappointed when I shell out a lotta clams for a brew I can’t choke down without adding a ton of stuff to make it palatable. I was so thrilled when I sipped my first cuppa Tarmucks Java and whaddya know, it was delish? Seriously! Like I went through my little bag so fast I nearly cried when it was gone! Time to re-up and order me a larger quantity! Gotta keep those old ones asleep and might as well enjoy the heck out of my joe while I’m at it 😉

  2. My wife is a big time coffee aficionado; according to her, this is one of the best coffees she’s tried. It has a good balance and a great flavor, and you can be certain we’ll be getting more on a regular basis. If this could appease the coffee fanatic, believe me, your caffeinated cultists will love it as well!

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