Save 10% with this eldritch bundle from TarMucks™, featuring our single-source, direct-trade Get Java coffee, environmentally friendly travel mug, and wildly entertaining TarMucks: Origins mini-comic download, plus a tree planted with every purchase!
TarMucks: Coffee, Cup, and Comic Bundle Includes…
Save 10% with this delightfully eldritch coffee, cup, and comic bundle from TarMucks™! A perfect one-stop purchase for the Cthulhu-obsessed, coffee-loving comics reader in your life.
Our single-source, direct-trade TarMucks™ Get Java coffee will keep them wired, while our environmentally friendly travel mug keeps their brew piping hot, and the TarMucks: Origins mini-comic digital download keeps them wildly entertained!
Plus One Tree Planted
We’ll also plant a tree for every copy sold through our ongoing official partnership with One Tree Planted! Your purchase helps us reforest the ecosystems that need it most.
A Hot Cuppa Eldritch Horror
Facing the day without a strong cup of coffee is a terror beyond all description…and so are the unimaginable eldritch horrors that Cthulhu and his creepy king would visit upon this world if they awoke from their aeons-long slumber.
Tarmucks™ Coffee is here to ensure that neither of these nightmare hellscapes comes to pass.
So keep the Old Ones safely asleep by depriving them of your dream energy with our fierce brews and proclaim your loyalty with our tongue-in-cheek TarMucks™ coffee and merch.
As Seen in Oneshi Press’s Comics
As is the largest purveyor of caffeine in the Oneshiverse with a location on nearly every street corner, TarMucks™ is a familiar sight in our comics.
Our femme fatale, Tracy Queen, guzzles TarMucks like it’s her job…whether she’s in her laboratory, live on her webcam, or on the battlefield. Patience, the masked vigilante from PACK, won’t drink it, but he’s been known to meet up with Officer James MacHaggert at a neighborhood TarMucks for a tense conversation. Mr. Guy: Zombie Hunter even worked as a freelance barista!
TarMucks: "Get Java" Gourmet Coffee
|6 × 4.5 × 1.5 in
TarMucks: Reusable Hot/Cold Cup
|3.75 × 3.75 × 6.25 in