Adopt your zombie & start telling their story TODAY!
It’s aliiive! The Zombie Adoption Program (ZAP) launches today at the Sanctuary for the Living Impaired. (You may recall our announcement from a few weeks back.) And that means two things:
- You can adopt a zombie and start telling the story of their best after-life NOW!
- It’s time for a spooky party!
1) Adopt Your Zombie
The living-impaired individuals in residence at the Sanctuary are in need of food, clothing, shelter, and all the things that make the after-life worth un-living. With your help, Handsome Farmer Curtis aims to make them as comfortable as possible while he learns about zombie-kind.
Adopt a zombie today for as little as $3 a month, and you’ll start getting monthly updates and art of your un-dead pal. But more than that, you’ll help guide their after-life by voting on the important decisions about their care!
What Will They Eat?
First up? The question of zombie food. After all, the recently un-deceased are notorious for their outsize appetites. And the five festering folks under Curtis’s care are no different. He’s noticed them looking at him with a certain gluttonous gleam in their eyes…
So, what will he feed his ravenous residents?
- His prize-winning cow?
- Tofu textured and flavored like human flesh?
- Or his leftover Halloween candy?
Vote Today!
Zombie adopters will decide on this and other important aspects of the un-dead’s upkeep starting today! Sign up now at ZombieAdoptionProgram.com to choose your favorite shamblin’ type, then start making decisions about their after-life by voting on their food!
Extra-special sign-up bonus! Everyone who subscribes in October will get a special welcome package, including a handwritten letter from Handsome Farmer Curtis, a sweet sticker, and a postcard about their zombie. And, for the next week only, ZAP co-creator Caleb Palmquist will draw a selfie of you and your un-dead pal!
So hurry up! Subscribe soon at ZombieAdoptionProgram.com!
2) Party with Us!
This Halloween looks a little different from most of the ones we remember. But that doesn’t mean it won’t be spook-tacular! Celebrate the launch of the Zombie Adoption Program tonight!
We’ll be live on Twitch tonight, October 30, with the ZAP’s co-creators—Lynsey G, Jayel Draco, and Caleb Palmquist! They’ll carve pumpkins, eat brains, and talk about the ZAP, starting around 5:00 MDT (7:00 Eastern/4:00 Pacific)!
Join the live chat when you log in to Twitch, whether you’re adopting a zombie or not! We want to celebrate spooky season, the launch of the Zombie Adoption Program, and all things Oneshi Press with you!
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