The Zombie Adoption Program Is ALIIIVE!

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Carrrl, Dinah, Wilms, Bobby, and Xanadughhh are all up for adoption today at ZombieAdoptionProgram.com!

Adopt your zombie & start telling their story TODAY!

It’s aliiive! The Zombie Adoption Program (ZAP) launches today at the Sanctuary for the Living Impaired. (You may recall our announcement from a few weeks back.) And that means two things:

  1. You can adopt a zombie and start telling the story of their best after-life NOW!
  2. It’s time for a spooky party!

1) Adopt Your Zombie

The living-impaired individuals in residence at the Sanctuary are in need of food, clothing, shelter, and all the things that make the after-life worth un-living. With your help, Handsome Farmer Curtis aims to make them as comfortable as possible while he learns about zombie-kind.

Adopt a zombie today for as little as $3 a month, and you’ll start getting monthly updates and art of your un-dead pal. But more than that, you’ll help guide their after-life by voting on the important decisions about their care!

What Will They Eat?

First up? The question of zombie food. After all, the recently un-deceased are notorious for their outsize appetites. And the five festering folks under Curtis’s care are no different. He’s noticed them looking at him with a certain gluttonous gleam in their eyes…

So, what will he feed his ravenous residents?

  • His prize-winning cow?
  • Tofu textured and flavored like human flesh?
  • Or his leftover Halloween candy?

Vote Today!

Zombie adopters will decide on this and other important aspects of the un-dead’s upkeep starting today! Sign up now at ZombieAdoptionProgram.com to choose your favorite shamblin’ type, then start making decisions about their after-life by voting on their food!

Extra-special sign-up bonus! Everyone who subscribes in October will get a special welcome package, including a handwritten letter from Handsome Farmer Curtis, a sweet sticker, and a postcard about their zombie. And, for the next week only, ZAP co-creator Caleb Palmquist will draw a selfie of you and your un-dead pal!

So hurry up! Subscribe soon at ZombieAdoptionProgram.com!

2) Party with Us!

This Halloween looks a little different from most of the ones we remember. But that doesn’t mean it won’t be spook-tacular! Celebrate the launch of the Zombie Adoption Program tonight!

We’ll be live on Twitch tonight, October 30, with the ZAP’s co-creators—Lynsey G, Jayel Draco, and Caleb Palmquist! They’ll carve pumpkins, eat brains, and talk about the ZAP, starting around 5:00 MDT (7:00 Eastern/4:00 Pacific)!

Join the live chat when you log in to Twitch, whether you’re adopting a zombie or not! We want to celebrate spooky season, the launch of the Zombie Adoption Program, and all things Oneshi Press with you!

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Author: Oneshi Press

Oneshi Press is an independent publishing company based in Missoula, Montana. Our passion is creating stories that explore dark corners, shatter taboos, emphasize progressive ideals, and immerse you in intricate worlds. We’re inviting you to explore them! Our company publishes high-quality comics, graphic novels, and illustrated books that contribute to the collective conversation, helping to unify and transform one another into more nuanced thinkers and compassionate members of the world we share.

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